I was on my way home from my new favorite café today when I saw something exciting happening near a bus stop: two young French women trying to yank each other’s hair out. I don’t know what started the fight, but there they were yelling and pulling and spewing French profanities. Their two male companions were trying to get them away from each other, and an older woman even stepped in to give them a talking-to, but it wasn’t until the police officer sauntered over that they finally let go. The thing I found most intriguing was that they never really fired any punches - it was kind of like watching two bucks lock antlers. They were just tugging for all they were worth. I guess if I ever get into a tussle with a French woman, I’ll have the upper hand.